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не, все же есть приятственности даже в неприглядной светской работе. ну ведь трогательно же.
CLARKSON
Obviously, we will be picking that up later on. But, now it’s time to do the news... We begin, well actually, we begin with last week. Because, you mocked me for wearing a suit. Do you remember this. Yes, because Christen Scot Thomas was down here. Tuesday, he walked into the office, dressed like this. (yeah) Look at him. Where had you been?
HAMMOND
I’d been invited to Number 10 to a one on one chat with the Prime Minister. So, I put a suit.
CLARKSON
So, you go down there, you’re in Number 10 sitting with him. Did you vomit on him?
HAMMOND
You can’t, you can’t vomit on the Prime Minister mate.
CLARKSON
You can if you have loads of cheese soup before you get there. A glass of salt water all over him. You could easily have done that. You didn’t
HAMMOND No, I didn’t.
MAY Did you punch him in the face?
HAMMOND
No, look I didn’t vomit on or punch the Prime Minister in the face.
CLARKSON
How close were you to him at any one point?
HAMMOND
Well, I was sitting next to him. There’s a picture of us. There you see there’s him.
MAY
You see, you could have easily punched him in the face from there.
CLARKSON
Sick, all over his leg and his cufflinks. (look) Those are the two things that you’re best at in the World. Being sick and punching people.
MAY
He came round to your house once didn’t he?
CLARKSON
Yes. One time you came to my house you vomited all over my sofa. (sorry about that)
MAY My house, vomited all over me.
CLARKSON
You vomited all over your mates, why couldn’t you vomit over him?
HAMMOND
He’d invited me round for a chat so it wasn’t appropriate.
CLARKSON About what?
HAMMOND About road pricing.
CLARKSON And what did he say?
HAMMOND
That we need to do something about congestion.
CLARKSON
Did you tell him if he got rid of the bloody M4 bus lane that might help?
HAMMOND
I didn’t say that. I wasn’t sick on him…
CLARKSON
Did you tell him to with the speed humps. Did you tell him to up the speed limit on the motorway to 150 because that will solve…..did you tell him that?
HAMMOND Alright… I let you down lads...
MAY … punch him in the face….
HAMMOND …. I’m sorry.
CLARKSON
Because, ok, road pricing is coming and it’s his fault.
HAMMOND
I now realize I’ve let you down and I’m sorry…
MAY You see, It’s not us.
CLARKSON
You’ve let everybody down here. You’ve let him down. He can’t even afford proper clothes
MAY
You could have been the first person in British history to punch the Prime Minister in the face and be sick on him. And be in the record book…
HAMMOND
Alright, I will be the first person to punch you in the face on television…
MAY Now, that’s more like it.
HAMMOND Can we move on?
CLARKSON
Yes, we can move on. Now, there’s a new Mondeo coming out in June. We’ve got a picture of it here. And, it will be brilliant.
CLARKSON
Obviously, we will be picking that up later on. But, now it’s time to do the news... We begin, well actually, we begin with last week. Because, you mocked me for wearing a suit. Do you remember this. Yes, because Christen Scot Thomas was down here. Tuesday, he walked into the office, dressed like this. (yeah) Look at him. Where had you been?
HAMMOND
I’d been invited to Number 10 to a one on one chat with the Prime Minister. So, I put a suit.
CLARKSON
So, you go down there, you’re in Number 10 sitting with him. Did you vomit on him?
HAMMOND
You can’t, you can’t vomit on the Prime Minister mate.
CLARKSON
You can if you have loads of cheese soup before you get there. A glass of salt water all over him. You could easily have done that. You didn’t
HAMMOND No, I didn’t.
MAY Did you punch him in the face?
HAMMOND
No, look I didn’t vomit on or punch the Prime Minister in the face.
CLARKSON
How close were you to him at any one point?
HAMMOND
Well, I was sitting next to him. There’s a picture of us. There you see there’s him.
MAY
You see, you could have easily punched him in the face from there.
CLARKSON
Sick, all over his leg and his cufflinks. (look) Those are the two things that you’re best at in the World. Being sick and punching people.
MAY
He came round to your house once didn’t he?
CLARKSON
Yes. One time you came to my house you vomited all over my sofa. (sorry about that)
MAY My house, vomited all over me.
CLARKSON
You vomited all over your mates, why couldn’t you vomit over him?
HAMMOND
He’d invited me round for a chat so it wasn’t appropriate.
CLARKSON About what?
HAMMOND About road pricing.
CLARKSON And what did he say?
HAMMOND
That we need to do something about congestion.
CLARKSON
Did you tell him if he got rid of the bloody M4 bus lane that might help?
HAMMOND
I didn’t say that. I wasn’t sick on him…
CLARKSON
Did you tell him to with the speed humps. Did you tell him to up the speed limit on the motorway to 150 because that will solve…..did you tell him that?
HAMMOND Alright… I let you down lads...
MAY … punch him in the face….
HAMMOND …. I’m sorry.
CLARKSON
Because, ok, road pricing is coming and it’s his fault.
HAMMOND
I now realize I’ve let you down and I’m sorry…
MAY You see, It’s not us.
CLARKSON
You’ve let everybody down here. You’ve let him down. He can’t even afford proper clothes
MAY
You could have been the first person in British history to punch the Prime Minister in the face and be sick on him. And be in the record book…
HAMMOND
Alright, I will be the first person to punch you in the face on television…
MAY Now, that’s more like it.
HAMMOND Can we move on?
CLARKSON
Yes, we can move on. Now, there’s a new Mondeo coming out in June. We’ve got a picture of it here. And, it will be brilliant.